California Swag District clearly gets my vote for pre-show performance and they are a "you-tube" phenom. CrenshawHeights - I'm glad y'all made your way back to Crenshaw. And I wish, oh I wish, I got a snap shot of the Director. smh. Sorry @souljaboy - who coincidentally has deleted his twitter - but that song SHOULD NEVER be performed out loud. It is entirely too long for you to be lying - you are not pretty. Never were and never will be.
Nicki - baby - I l-ve you girl, I truly do - but someone's mental asylum should be looking for you with your red-carpet attire booboo.
I'm sorry, but I can't deal. What were you thinking - oh that's right... (This is for entertainment purposes only - and yes, we were thoroughly entertained)
Straight to the show - we know B and Jay weren't there - but I'm glad they stayed at home. Because CHRIS BROWN wins, hands down, best performance BET has conjured within any awards show they have broadcast since, I don't know, when did they start allowing coons on the show....yeah - that long. (Now I know B is a performer - but who else enjoyed Ave Maria - exactly)
You must admit - he did the d thing. He cried - I cried. And yes - they were real tears. whew.
Oh yeah - congrats Prince (lifetime achievement) - sorry TreySongz slaughtered PurpleRain - I forgave him. But did you really have to look in disgust. This is a live telecast. s/o to #princesTshirt and #princeseyebrows and #princesmakeup
s/o to A.Keys for belly flopping on the piano and kicking her shoes off. You can put the Remy in the woman, but you can't take the cornrows out the girl. I do l-ve her music though. Ugh - homewr.... "judgenot" And she is pretty.
By the way - EVA PIGFORD - why did you LIE to us talking about: I'm excited to see Lauryn Hill. Did y'all see Lauryn Hill, because I know I surely did not.
"The Game" is coming back and TashaMack acts the same on the show as she does in person.
Who gave TarajiPHenson a glass of any libation - she must never drink in public again. I had to turn down my tv.
PSA: Diddy has a slight re-occurrence of Tourette's - please excuse his "diddybop".
POSITIVE NOTES:
-Thank you John Legend for being the change that you wish you to see in the world.
-Thank you Prince for believing in the industry and having hope for its future. (I'm working on that optimism as well)
-Thank you Will Smith for not allowing your kids to go out in public looking like - oh wait....
-Thank you Nia Long for being beautiful and Lorenz Tate for bringing back the nostalgia of "l-ve jones"
-Thank you TREY SONGZ for being alive.
and lastly -
-Thank you Kirk for taking us to church. We appreciate you.
Your comments were very refreshing. You definitely had me LOLing. The Tasha Mack comment was on point, as she really looked like she was in character when El Barge was on stage. I'm mad you tried to play Alica on the sneak though. You know she was just trying to find her place amidst divas like Chaka Khan, Patti Labelle and of course Prince :). That's enough pressure to make a woman take her shoes off, get on a Grand Piano and show some "belly" LOL.
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