So-I moved to black hollywood about a month or so ago. And everyone knows about this stereotypical black male in Atlanta...
::cues jeopardy music::
FINE? sure
ACCOMPLISHED? why not
rapper? #bbmsideeyes
wait for it...
gay
GAY.
G-A-Y.Now there is nothing like a gay best-friend. Nail buddy, shopping buddy, pssst. (gossip) buddy, #getintotheclubforfreebecauseheknowseverybody buddy. THAT'S ALL FINE. But this - righthere - is an EPIDEMIC. They used to be like cockroaches and only come out when the lights cut on, you know - scatter with light, but these (excuse ::clears throat::) THEY are out morning, noon, night, dusk and dawn. My dilemma is two fold:
1. Why are you carrying a purse?
and
2. Why are y'all more attractive than the straight male? (I'm really going to start twitpic'ing for y'all)
Now I know this does
Maybe it's just that. Maybe they do read. Maybe they do know that the ratio of straight men to women in Atlanta is 1:20 (exaggeration). Maybe that's why they walk around looking like dave.chappell. Maybe I'm wrong, either way...
I'm going to the club. Who knows - maybe a straight one will meander my way and recognize my affinity for the opposite sex (did I mention the high influx of STANS out here?). Anywho...
stamped.













