#ladiesleaveyamanathome

...clearly that's where they are because they are not out.

So-I moved to black hollywood about a month or so ago. And everyone knows about this stereotypical black male in Atlanta...

::cues jeopardy music::
FINE? sure
ACCOMPLISHED? why not
rapper? #bbmsideeyes

wait for it...

gay

GAY.

G-A-Y.

Now there is nothing like a gay best-friend. Nail buddy, shopping buddy, pssst. (gossip) buddy, #getintotheclubforfreebecauseheknowseverybody buddy. THAT'S ALL FINE. But this - righthere - is an EPIDEMIC. They used to be like cockroaches and only come out when the lights cut on, you know - scatter with light, but these (excuse ::clears throat::) THEY are out morning, noon, night, dusk and dawn. My dilemma is two fold:

1. Why are you carrying a purse? Not a man bag - but a full fledged lv, fendi, gucci, whatever - PURSE? I BEEN TRYING TO GET MY LOUIS FOR A MINUTE NOW. -@joyfool_
and
2. Why are y'all more attractive than the straight male? (I'm really going to start twitpic'ing for y'all)


Now I know this does not hold truth 100% of the time but a good 50 is enough for me. Guys let's get it together. There are too many beautiful women in this city for you not to recognize your dying breed and step it up.

Maybe it's just that. Maybe they do read. Maybe they do know that the ratio of straight men to women in Atlanta is 1:20 (exaggeration). Maybe that's why they walk around looking like dave.chappell. Maybe I'm wrong, either way...

I'm going to the club. Who knows - maybe a straight one will meander my way and recognize my affinity for the opposite sex (did I mention the high influx of STANS out here?). Anywho...


stamped.