#teamfollowback

#teamfollowback can kiss my black a**.

TOP 5 REASONS YOU WON'T GET FOLLOWED BACK:

5. You follow 128231982731 people, 0 follow you and you have 1 tweet.

4. You RT all the damn time - following followers is already hard enough for me, but the fact that you have NO original thoughts yourself. #imgoodonthat

3. Your timeline is private - thus I have no preliminary information to use to decide whether or not your thoughts or actions are worth caring about.

2. ALL YOU DO IS PROMOTE - I don't care about the #shortyshort #tastytuesdays #ratchetandslewfest you're "throwing"

... and the TOP reason you won't get followed back:

1. You tweet me and 5 million other people with the following: #teamfollowback #teamfollowback follow me and I'll follow you...

All of this good brethren leads to: BLOCK